it´s my last day in Argentina today folks and ive been counting the last everything, the last lunch, tea, ice cream, last everything. i think i might cry

well, not quite

and to top it all of the airplanes are on strike so i may nhot be able to get home, i could always stay here i suppose, i wouldn´t mind that much.

soooooooo, enough of me moaning, you get enough opf that already and there is much more to come, trust me. Especially where she who must not be named is concerned.

i am going to devote whole posts moaning about her

so to stop me from moaning i am going to write about the amazingly good things about this place. and they are…..

the peopole i´´m staying with, i´´ll call them the tattys, they are officially amazing. and that is official

the food. the ice cream is the best i´´ve ever had and the empanadas, dulce de leche and alfajores are out of this world

the trips down memory lane, more of that another time

the fact that i can talk in english without anyone understanding me, the amount of times i´´ve insulted people without them understanding is amazing

just absoloutly everything

well ciao amigas

after doing this blog for some time now, i realise that i actually haven’t explained the name properly, or anything else for that matter, my typing always looks different in my head, but thats not important right now.

okay…so here goes…………………..

MY DAD IS (AND WILL BE FOR THE NEXT 2 YEARS) MY GEOGRAPHY TEACHER!!!!

there, the power of breath has been restored to me

i know, its hard to take in isn’t it

i don’t know how i cope

but this blog helps me through my suffering, a bit like anne frank’s diary, well almost

and james mcavoy helps too, but he’s not important right now

so…………………………………

i don’t know what else to say

with my new pair of checked shorts

they are actually the best thing since sliced bread, (and james mcavoy)

i’m in sunny old argy at the mo and they have a fab shop called 47 street and i walked in thinking hmmmmm i might find something okay and i walked out with these shorts thinking hmmmmmm this is what it feels like to be in love!

here’s a pic of some lookalike but not as good shorts

except mine are grey and betterer

yes i did put that on purpose

so cya i need to flaunt off these shorts

or at least attempt to without falling over

that kinda sums up everything for me right now.

seriously

my role in life has just been stolen from me by a really horrible person

i, blondie of blank have been cheated of the role of deputy house captain by a brunette who shall not be named

i cannot beleive it

i wanted to be that

i do everything for my house and she takes the credit for it

i think i might actually kill her

wish me luck

1) High school cafeterias are vast and spacious — leaving plenty of room to spontaniously break into song and dance — and are in no way packed, crowded or uncomfortable

2) It’s completely acceptable for the female drama teacher to walk into the guys locker room where her young male students are showering.

3) A white, 5-foot-9 junior is the best high school basketball player in the state of New Mexico.

4) Creme brulee is a creamy custard that is totally satisfying

5) There’s only one fat person at East High School

6) All Troy could remember was pink jelly

7) In school hallways they put up really big posters of the most popular guy in school so that obsessed girls can sing to it

8 ) It’s okay to practice incest if you’re acting

9) Students at East High are allowed to work with chemicals unsupervised.

10) Troy’s shower head is very impressed

11) Everyone has a secret, and they have practiced to tell everyone in perfect harmony… while dancing.

12) That girl is named Gabriella, and she is very nice.

13) Kelsi has a magic piano: it not only plays piano but it plays guitar, drums and bass too

14) Lucas is NOT gay… even though he dances, sings, hangs out with his girly sister, wears pink hats, and stares at sweaty basketball players because Disney does not promote homosexuality

15) The hottest gossip is that the new girl and baskeball captain are auditioning for a musical, and that is in no way a euphemism for having sex.

16) In high school, you only have class once a day and it’s only about 10 minutes long. For the rest of the day you can sing, dance, play basketball, make/foil plans, and hide out in secret gardens as much as you want.

17) While alone in her bedroom, they sing. No sex? Really?

1 No one in the ENTIRE school has ever told Sharpay to shut the fuck up. How is that possible?

19) Gabriella and Troy are ‘breaking free’. They are also soaring, flying, and there isn’t a star in heaven that they can’t reach.

20) You can name a kid in the 21st century “Sharpay”

21) Detention is only 15 minutes long… and a boy named Chad will need you to help him countdown the minutes, as he sadly cannot count that high.

22) It’s always good to get extra credit…for college.

23) No one cusses at East High

23) Gabriella can’t have people staring her… she really can’t.

25) Parents do not teach their children that it’s okay to be yourself, only pop songs can do that.

26) Singing and dancing in the hallways is outstandingly normal

27) Playing the cello is very similar to operating a saw.

2 No emos, cutters, or illegal janitors.

29) Gabriella feels AND looks like a girl.

30) Having opera stars’ pictures in your refrigerator helps you lose weight.

31) Kelsi can teach you every note, pitch, and word to a song just by singing the first two lines for you.

32) People are doing stuff, stuff that isn’t their stuff.

33) The second equation should read 16 over pi.

34) Troy doesn’t know that “scared” means the same thing as “afraid”

35) There is only ONE Gabriella Montez on the entire World Wide Web.

36) Ain’t nothin wrong with a basketball playing brother who likes to bake.

37) If you’re the new kid in school, no one is allowed to look at you

3 If you audition for a school play, you send the entire school into pandemonium

39) Chad can make Troy say things.

40) The jazz square is a crowd favorite. EVERYONE loves a jazz square.

41) Even though you’ve only sung to your showerhead you will know how to sing harmony in karaoke.

42) Mountain lions are cute, but you don’t pet them.

43) Some high schools only have 5 adults on campus. That’s how they get away with dancing in the halls.

44) Troy is not just a guy.

45) Apparently the winter musical only requires two cast members.

46) When you’re in love with a stranger, you can memorize lyrics at the drop of a hat

47) It is perfectly normal for everyone´´s lockers to be the same except for on that just happens to be Sharpay´s and just happens to be pink.

48) High School Musical was made by aliens as somehow every single tween in the entire world has been brainwashed into loving this sad musical.

49) Lamps do not fly by themselves, even though they did, another alien trick maybe?

Hahahahaha.

Hows everyone?

sos i haven´´t written for a very long time but i was sooooooooo busy and now i´´m in ARGENTINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, thats right boys and girls, i´´m on the other side of the world without my parents.

Should be interesting!!!

So

Adios Amigas

FOR NOW

The title seems to say it all doesn’t it?

Yaaaaaaaaaaay x a lot

And it’s Tuesday

Only three more weeks before my hols

Yaaaaaaaaaaaay

Yesterday was an Oh Dear Day

Today is a Yaaaaaaaaaaay Day

I feel better already

James McAvoy is married

Oh DEar

But on the plus side..i’m going on hols in bout three weeks and i’m swapping this…

With This..

Oh yes…. where i’m going.. it’s winters

wooly hat and scarves anyone?

And I’m watching Big Brother

How depressing can you get?

Well, it could be worse….

Actually, no it couldn’t.

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Adios Amigas